By Cal Wayne
Directed by Christopher Ray; Written by Naomi L. Selfman and Micho Rutare
I cannot defend the ridiculousness of most straight-to-DVD monster movies. I won't even try to; but I also won't let those same stereotypes define the one movie that slipped through the cracks of the cinema world. The one movie that defied the odds without a decent budget, good actors, or a reasonable plot, Mega Shark versus Crocosaurus is kind of that movie, but not really, in fact it's actually closer to the latter, but man, I sure as hell enjoyed this movie.
This movie is about a giant fucking shark fighting a giant fucking crocodile. It has a re-fucking-diculous plot. Steve Urkel is in this movie, Jesus Christ his career has hit rock bottom.
I honestly can't even try to explain the plot without it sounding like a bunch of schizophrenic rambling, and in a way, I guess that's the best way to describe MSVC. I thought that this movie was pretty decent, mainly because of it's ridiculousness, but also because of it's volcano-filled ending. I can honestly say that while I can't remember a single line from Hangover 2 (aka; The Hangover), I can remember at least seven from MSVC.
I just felt like a happy go lucky bystander in the midst of a giant monster fight. Of course, I might have been on drugs when I watched this movie; I'm not even sure. I would suggest watching it though; let it soak into your mind.